“Breast Milk Baby” Doll Teaches Your Child How To Breastfeed

This CANNOT EXIST.  A Spanish toy company is introducing a doll to the U.S. called Breast Milk Baby.  And it's designed to simulate BREASTFEEDING on your kid.  The doll comes with a special shirt for your kid to wear with little flowers in the general nipple region.  When the doll's lips make contact with those flowers, it starts making slurping and gurgling noises.  Remember when those dolls came out that would poop themselves and we all thought THAT was taking things too far?  A company called Berjuan Toys in Spain just blew those dolls out of the water.

--They've introduced a new doll called the "Breast Milk Baby" . . .

--The doll costs $89 and comes with a special shirt your kid puts on.  The shirt has little flowers over the general nipple areas.  When the baby's lips make contact with those flowers, it starts making slurping and gurgling noises.

--This toy has been around in Spain for a few years, but now it's made its way over here.

--According to a U.S. spokesman from Berjuan Toys, they've gotten plenty of complaints about the doll, but he thinks they're all off base.

--Quote, "As Americans, we've been duped into believing there's something shameful and taboo about breastfeeding, but the truth is, that idea was created to sell more baby formula.

--"The Breast Milk Baby is a serious product, created by a small, family-owned, Christian toy manufacturer who strongly believes in the benefits of feeding babies the natural, God-given way.  Little girls need to learn to breastfeed."

via Breast Milk Baby Doll Teaches Kids to Breast-Feed - ParentDish.