There's nothing funny about meth use. It's a mammoth problem in the Magic Valley that leads to tragic consequences. But, I will admit that this story of what a Montana woman did while on meth is hard not to laugh at.

If you're stupid, meth will help you announce that stupidity to the world, if it doesn't kill you and your family first.

Thank you, Smoking Gun, for this. I also saw this on the Great Falls Tribune website. They tell the story of a Montana lady who got bad meth and decided to call the police to complain about it. Is there such a thing as good meth? That's a question for another day.

If you look at the official police affidavit, you'll notice some other juicy details including the following:

  • Her name is Margery
  • She told police "the meth left a bad taste in her mouth"
  • Margery also confessed to police that she had some meth left over and it was being stored in her bra

Alrighty, then.

If you're doing meth and you think you're just so cool, consider the story of this Montana woman. If you're stupid, meth will help you announce that stupidity to the world, if it doesn't kill you and your family first.