Maybe this is your dream (or nightmare?) come true. The Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada is for sale. You could own what many consider the scariest motel in America.

the asking price for all this clown goodness is $900,000

Fortune shared the great news about the Clown Motel availability and Las Vegas Now confirmed it. According to both of these sources, the current owners are retiring. But, they are making any sale conditional on the buyers keeping the clown motel theme. Oh, good. I was afraid all the people suffering from Coulrophobia would have no place to go.

The Yelp reviews of the Clown Motel are surprisingly more or less positive. My favorite mentions it's great "if you love cemeteries". Yes, we do.

According to reports, the asking price for all this clown goodness is $900,000. Let me check my couch cushions.

There have been many websites that have listed the Clown Motel in Tonopah as the creepiest one in America. If you want to follow the latest happenings there, you can check out their Facebook page for the clown hysterics.