what to celebrate today

Today is Spumoni Day...which I thought was a type of pasta. It is not. It is in fact a delicious dessert!

It's 'Tartan Day' - a day to celebrate Scottish history by talking about what their kilts are made of.

It's 'Reconciliation Day' to make up for all the stupid pranks you pulled yesterday.

Today marks the anniversary of the patent of the pencil with an eraser. Honestly how long did it take them after the invention of the pencil to realize that they could attach the eraser to the end and have an all in one writing utensil? More things to celebrate - Pencil Day Doctor Day Take A Walk In The Park Day I Am In Control Day Turkey Neck Soup Day

It's Goddess Of Fertility Day - no thanks. We are doing well in my house by ourselves!

Today is 'Open An Umbrella Indoors Day' - that is horrible advice! Not only is it bad on a normal day, but today is also Friday the 13th! You want more bad luck - then be my guest.

Today we celebrate Alfred Hitchcock, Girl Scouts, and Flowers...seems like a logical combination.

Frankenstein came out almost 200 years ago. That is even older than you are!

If you don't want to celebrate any of this stuff you better at least celebrate that it is the birthday of Chuck Norris!

Barbie was born (created) in 1959 - doesn't look a day over 28 thanks to all that plastic...didn't work so well for Michael Jackson.

It's 'Dress In Blue Day'...will that confuse people who think you are actually dressed in gold and white?

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