The Strangest Things Dentists Are Asked
My dentist office called about a month ago to tell me that it is time to get back in the saddle for a check-up...I've been procrastinating calling them back. Every time I do go to the dentist, I debate eating a bunch of Oreos first - he's going to clean my teeth anyways - I think that would be hilarious. Maybe next time. On top of gross teeth though, dentists have to deal with some pretty weird requests too.
#10.) Can you pull my tooth without anesthesia?
#9.) Can you wire my mouth shut to help my diet?
#8.) Can you identify this set of dentures? They were left in the bathroom at work.
#7.) Can I pay you to come to my office every day to floss my teeth?
#6.) Will you pull all of my teeth and give me dentures?
#5.) I just broke off my engagement. Can you take the diamond from the ring and put it in my tooth?
#4.) Will you give me anesthesia in my lips? I'm going to get permanent lipstick tattooed on and it will help with the pain.
#3.) Can you do an emergency cleaning so I can go to my high school reunion with a bright smile? (--Not sure why this is third. It doesn't seem that unreasonable. It's not like she asked to have the dentist pose as her rich husband.)
#2.) Can I keep the teeth you pull so I can make a necklace out of them?
#1.) Can you give my dog braces?
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