Look, I’m not opposed to Halloween. 

What does bother me are displays of Halloween candy on August 1st.

Just because a kid dresses up as a troll doesn’t make him an agent of Satan.  Often kids pick costumes to express individuality.  One year I wanted to be a tiger.  My mom bought me a tiger mask for 50 cents at the Five and Dime and then drew tiger stripes on a paper bag.  Voila, I was a tiger in a bag.

What does bother me are displays of Halloween candy on August 1st.  Seriously, it’ll be hard as a rock in 90 days.

A friend also told me the brand I spotted at Walmart is no longer manufactured in the United States.  He sent me this link as an alternative.  Candy made in the USA!