What Are The Stupidest Things People Ask Flight Attendants

In a new survey of more than 3,000 Virgin Atlantic flight attendants, the most common "stupid request" they hear is..."Can you open the window?"  Number two is "Can you show me to the showers?"  Other lines they've heard are "Is there a McDonald's on board?" . . . "Can you ask the pilot to stop the turbulence?" . . . and "The engines are too noisy, can you turn them down?"

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