15 Dumb Warning Labels

Nobody want to be sued - so everyone nowadays is taking extra precautions to cover their rears!  Some warning label are just ridiculous though...but it if keeps away the law suits, then I guess it is ok.

Here's the list from Brett Nelson & Katy Finneran, Forbes.com

Jabra Drive 'N' Talk

Label: Never operate your speakerphone while driving.Product: Jabra Drive 'N' Talk.

Peanuts

Label: This product may contain nuts.
Product: Peanuts & Peanut M&Ms.

Chainsaw

Label: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.
Product: Chainsaw.

Hair dryer

Label: Do not use while sleeping.
Product: Hair dryer.

Blow torch

Label: Contents may catch fire.
Product: Blow torch gas bottle.

Sun shade

Label: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
Product: Reflective cardboard sun shades for car dashboards.

Eggs

Label: This product may contain eggs.
Product: A carton of eggs.

Nytol sleeping pills

Label: May cause drowsiness.
Product: Nytol sleeping pills.

Staples's letter opener

Label: Safety goggles recommended.
Product: Staples's letter opener.

Vanishing Marker

Label: The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.
Product: W.H. Collins' Vanishing Fabric Markers.

Jet Ski

Label: Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.
Product: Jet Ski.

Washing machine

Label: Do not put any person in this washer.
Product: Huebsch Washing Machine.

Dremel Multipro rotary tools

Label: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill.

Product: Dremel Multipro rotary tools.

Apple's iPod shuffle

Label (on website): Do not eat.
Product: Apple's iPod shuffle.

Bialetti Casa Italiana's nonstick pans

Label: Keep pet birds out of the kitchen when using this product.
Product: Bialetti Casa Italiana's nonstick pans.

via 15 Stunningly Dumb Warning Labels - Yahoo! Shopping.