Seriously, let's think about what creatures on the planet stand to benefit the most out of the COVID-19 outbreak. Once we realize man's best friend is behind this, the more direct approach we can take.

You may think that I have absolutely zero proof to back my hypothesis, and you would be correct. I do, however, have some deductive reasoning skills and an imagination that ties these things together. Just follow me along on this one.

  1. Dogs get to have their parents at home ALL THE TIME NOW! They never really have to say goodbye to you for very long. They get all the cuddles and treats that they can beg out of you.
  2. They no longer have to hold their potty breaks. It would be so hard for me to hold my bathroom breaks for hours on end. Plus they get more time outside.
  3. Cats can get COVID! If that isn't the number one sign that a dog is behind it I don't know what is.
  4. They get all the walks! Some dogs may hate this and realize they got a little more than they bargained for, but you win some you lose some.
  5. They don't have to share you with anyone else. Now that people can't come over to your house they literally get you all to yourself. No parties, no scary noises, no extra people to trip on them.
  6. You are cooking more at home which means they get to have more left overs! Or you are ordering out more and you can't finish it all so they get more left overs! More left overs!

Dogs definitely stand the most to gain. I am telling you, man's best friend decided that they would take life into their own paws.

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