Raising Kids Is Expensive
I remember a specific conversation in high school where my teacher told us that on average it cost $1 Million to raise a kid. This blew my mind since there are 9 kids in my family - that would mean my dad was crazy rich and we shouldn't be drinking powdered milk! Turns out my teacher was wrong and it only costs around $57,000 to raise a teenager.
My Kids Are Crazy
There are times, more often than not, where I wonder and worry about my kids.  They seem to lack any judgement, are oblivious to the world around them, and they have enough energy to put Chernobyl to shame!