vampire

Finding something strange on Twin Falls Craigslist is actually not unusual at all. But, even by that standard, I have stumbled across something that I can't explain there. There's a listing that may be proof that there's a vampire on Twin Falls Craigslist.

‘Twi-hards’ around the world let out a collective shriek when a clip from the final film in the ‘Twilight’ franchise, ‘The Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn Part 2,’ was leaked online. The clip, recorded by Twi-hards at a Target store, shows the newlywed and newly-turned-into-a-vampire Bella (Kristen Stewart) having a chat with her pale-faced husband Edward (Robert Pattinson).

While giving an interview for the ‘Ghost Rider’ sequel, ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance,’ Nicolas Cage addressed internet rumors that he may in fact be an immortal vampire. According to Cage, it’s entirely “possible” he could be a creature of the night. Aha! We knew it!

In Denver, an unidentified woman attacked two people in a convenience store by biting them on the neck. Somebody’s seen the ‘Twilight’ movies a few too many times.

Last week eBay seller Jack Mord offered up this photo of a man who lived in Bristol, Tennessee around the time of the Civil War as evidence that actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire “who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.”

Yesterday, we went on a drive to get out of the house for a bit since it was a dreary day and kids being cooped up in the house does not make for a very happy environment.  While we were driving Kylee (4 years old) said her finger was bleeding because she had pulled off a hangnail.  I told her not to pick at it or it will bleed more and she'll lose all her blood.  She said "what if I suck on