What’s The Point Of DeCaf?
Seriously, I don't put water in my gas tank. The car won't run without petrol. I understand some of you can't drink caffeine for reasons of health or faith. Then why drink any coffee? It's not like it's a tasty slice of pecan pie.
Half an hour later you're hurtling down the Interstate and the sandman starts calling.
Coffee is a tool for the world's early risers. When I walked into the Townsquare Media Commissary this morning I spotted the above abomination. You people are sick! Literally or figuratively. Have you ever made the mistake of buying something other than high-test when you're on a trip? Half an hour later you're hurtling down the Interstate and the sandman starts calling.
A buddy of mine from high school was once handed a light beer. He gave it back to his host. The surprised look brought a quick reply from my friend. "I don't drink ladies beer," he offered. 'Nuff said.