Ok Cupid is one of the largest dating sites on the web.  Unfortunately it is free and there is absolutely no screening done from the site itself, which helps explain how some guys would think these pictures are going to make a woman sigh and run into their arms… er… inbox.  Enjoy.

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Because the two go together Sooooo well.

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Hey ladies, if you’re lucky you can ride in the little passenger car on the bike. Awesome!

 

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Dr. Seuss eats RAW rabbit.  NICE!

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Sensitive, pony-tail man.

 

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Uhhhh… no, thanks. I like my fantasies from this century.

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Now that’s creepy, right there.

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This is the result if the Numa Numa Kid mated with Peter Griffin of The Family Guy. Enough said.

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Yep, because all women love, just love, guys and their video games!

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Nothing says “I’m a laugh a minute” like preparing for death!  How does that fit into dating anyway? First date: Draw up will. Second date: Sign end of life care instructions. Third date: Pick a burial plot. Fourth date: Choose a coffin! Fifth date: First Base, because by that time, ladies, you will be so hot a cold shower couldn’t cool your desires!

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Sorry again, black n white.

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Wait a minute! You can’t just drop that you met JC in 1975 and not give us any details! What was he wearing? What did he look like? Did he drive a Porsche? C’mon man, give us the skinny! What wisdom did you learn? Why are we here? Is it OK that once, in college, I did that thing that cannot be mentioned? The list of questions is endless… Tease.

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Hot milk? WTH?

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Every guy has some interest that is a little geeky.  HOWEVER, under NO circumstances should if be brought out in public, especially to members of the opposite sex.  Now, if his “Ninja Sword” is a nick name for something a little more personal, you should be willing to let it slide as long as it lives up to the hype!

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That’s like saying I hate spaghetti, but I love pizza.

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I’m totally normal… Now, would you prefer me to bite its head off, or strangle it??????

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Whoooooooaaaa, TMI, TMI.

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??????!!!!!

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Good to know. Homophobic much?

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Again, TMI, TMI! How many times do I have to say it!

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Must admit, creativity points for the “Fun gun”.

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OK, I’m out.

 

 

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