I'm a professional dabbler, working in music, photography, journalism, cynical musings, and the occasional bit of fiction.
Chris Ford
Offspring’s Dexter Holland Can’t Afford All of His Airplanes
Offspring singer Dexter Holland might lose his two airplanes because he couldn't afford a third one.
Morgan Freeman Huffs Helium for Our Amusement
Legendary film star Morgan Freeman has taken on too many iconic roles to count.
Lost & Found: Bathroom Hygiene Sounds a Lot Like the Cha-Cha Slide
Personal hygiene is obviously very important. It is the cornerstone of any advanced society.
Lost & Found: How to Throw Pies the Three Stooges Way
We pick at people occasionally, and it's all in good fun. But sometimes we like to take a moment to recognize those figures who influenced us in deeply effective ways.
Lost & Found: Brunch During the ’80s Was Awesome
Brunch is one of the best meals you can partake of.
Lost & Found: These Turkish Ninjas Must Be Interns
Welcome to the Cüneyt Arkın School of Martial Arts Semi-Mastery!
Lost & Found: Demons Just Wanna Have Fun
The early '80s were a special period in time for television.
Lost & Found: King Crimson Play ‘Elephant Talk’ on ‘SNL’ Ripoff Show ‘Fridays’
King Crimson are one of the few bands that gained notoriety in the late '60s that still releases great albums today.
Lost & Found: These Witches Should’ve Considered Moving to the Country
Where to begin with this video? There's so much going on in the four minutes of film here that it's hard to find a starting point.
Lost & Found: The Origin of Gratuitous Skin In Music Videos
Fans of the Rat Pack may (or may not, really) already be familiar with Sonny King.
Lost & Found: These ’80s Guys Are Looking for Some Fun
Every decade has its own dirty little secret.
Watch a Bunch of British People React to Monty Python’s New Song
In preparation for the release of 'Monty Python Sings (Again),' the Python troupe gave some unsuspecting Britons an early listen to a new song.