A Drunk, Naked Woman Throws Stones And Her Teeth?!

This is a pretty high-quality meltdown out of Naples, Florida.  On Saturday night, police in Naples got a call that 46-year-old Belinda Masta was sitting on a dock near her home.  Here's what comprised her meltdown...

#1.) She was extremely drunk.

#2.) She was fully nude.

#3.) She was throwing rocks at random people.

#4.) And the main event . . . she was PULLING OUT HER TEETH, and then threw them at the police when they arrived.

--The cops tried to get her dressed, and ignored her request for PLIERS so she could yank out more of her teeth.

--Belinda was charged with disorderly intoxication.

Here's her mugshot.  She's got her mouth closed so you can't see any of the newly-missing teeth.

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