strip club

No explanation if these were shrieks of pain or pleasure.

There are two sides to this story...actually three.  Undercover Agent working a strip club sting = greatest job ever.  This kid is going to be the coolest kid in school.  And the mom needs better/upstanding baby sitters.  Yeah, this is REALLY illegal and irresponsible...but when I was 14, I literally would've chopped off my own arm to have a job like this.

You know the economy is bad when even the normally reclusive Nerd comes out of his hole to rob someone.  Apparently that is what happened yesterday morning - and the scariest part is that the Nerds were willing to enter a building with real women in it to steal!!!