When Nerds Attack

You know the economy is bad when even the normally reclusive Nerd comes out of his hole to rob someone.  Apparently that is what happened yesterday morning - and the scariest part is that the Nerds were willing to enter a building with real women in it to steal!!!  Two nerdy looking guys robbed a strip club patron of $400, but didn't leave behind any retainers, pocket protectors, or inhalers so right no the cops don't have any leads.

via Strip club customer blames robbery on nerds | The Indianapolis Star | indystar.com.