Police Pull Over a Guy Who’s So Drunk He Confuses His Hearing Aid For a Cigarette and Tries To Light and Smoke It

Here's a story of good intentions gone bad.  THIS is also a story of what happens when you tuck a cigarette behind your ear for later . . . then get so drunk that you lose all logic, reason, and basic motor skills.

--Last week, police saw 53-year-old David Wagner of Jensen, Florida swerving in his Saturn.  They pulled him over and found that he was drunk.  REALLY drunk.

--And this was the big sign.  At one point it seems he reached for the cigarette behind his ear . . . grabbed his HEARING AID out of his ear instead . . . didn't realize it . . . then tried to LIGHT and SMOKE his hearing aid.

--After a cop pointed that out, David admitted he'd had, quote, "way too much" to drink:  He said he put down about half a bottle of Jagermeister.

--He wasn't at a bar either.  He was actually out on a mission to buy a chocolate milkshake for his wife because she'd had some teeth removed earlier that day.

--He was arrested and charged with DUI.

via Report: Jensen man tries to light hearing aid, apparently confusing it with cigarette, after half bottle of Jager - Off the Beat with Will Greenlee.