Understanding Women: 10 Statements Men Should Avoid At All Cost

Contrary to popular belief based on our actions as men - we do not like to put our feet in our mouths.

Guys, Don't Ever Say These Things To A Woman

We often do say the wrong thing at the wrong time, so here is a list of 10 things to never say to a woman to help men everywhere stay out of the dog house. While some of them seem ridiculous - they are on the list because someone has said it before.

"When's the baby due?" Unless you know 100% for sure that she is pregnant. Not many situations are more offensive and awkward than asking a non-pregnant woman about her pregnancy.
"Yes" when asked if her butt looks big. Never under any circumstance tell a woman that she looks fat. Even if you are complimenting the curves she has, you are walking a very thin line.
"You look tired." Unless you want an immediate punch in the face and a girl who is now super self conscious about how she looks.
"Calm down." Nope! There is a reason she is not calm, and you saying anything is probably a bad idea.
"Do you need help parking?" Don't imply that you are better at something...she can make a baby and you can't, so she is better than you.
"You look more like your mother every day." Another punch straight in the face.
"I told you so." This may as well say - "Hey, that last argument was fun let's start another one right now."
"How much did you pay for that hairdo?" This is probably one of those it's not what you said...but how you said it phrases.
"Should you be eating that?" Unless you know she is deathly allergic to something maybe you should put something in your mouth to keep you quiet and out of trouble. She is eating it because she wants to, and probably deserves to eat whatever she wants.
"Don't you have some vacuuming to do?" This will probably get you a punch to the face and a kick to the groin...repeatedly.

This is a small list of the many questionable things you can say to a woman that will most definitely end poorly. Gentleman's Gazette posted a list a few years ago and Reddit has a thread devoted to the subject.

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Don't EVER Say These Things To A Woman

We often do say the wrong thing at the wrong time, so here is a list of 10 things to never say to a woman to help men everywhere stay out of the dog house.

Gallery Credit: Credit N8