Sometimes when I talk I feel like the guy from Batteries Not Included (do you remember that movie?) where all I can say is quotes from movies and TV. Well, thanks to this list I have been made aware that I am quoting a few things wrong!

--"Field of Dreams"

Wrong:  "If you build it, they will come."

Right:  "If you build it, he will come."

--"Casablanca"

Wrong:  "Play it again, Sam."

Right:  "Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake, play As Time Goes By."

--"The Empire Strikes Back"

Wrong: "Luke, I am your father."

Right:  Darth Vader:  "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."  Luke Skywalker:  "He told me enough.  He told me you killed him."  Darth Vader:  "No.  I am your father."

--"The Silence of the Lambs"

Wrong:  "Hello, Clarice."

Right:  "Good evening, Clarice."

--"A Few Good Men"

Wrong:  "You want the truth?  You can't handle the truth!"

Right:  Jack Nicholson:  "You want answers?"  Tom Cruise:  "I want the truth."  Jack Nicholson:  "You can't handle the truth!"

--"Dirty Harry"

Wrong:  "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Right:  "You've got to ask yourself one question:  'Do I feel lucky?'  Well, do ya, punk?"

--"Mrs. Robinson"

Wrong:  "Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?"

Right:  "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

--"Knute Rockne:  All-American"

Wrong:  "Win one for the Gipper."

Right:  "Sometime when a team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, ell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."

--"Wall Street"

Wrong:  "Greed is good."

Right:  "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works."

--"The Wizard of Oz"

Wrong:  "We're not in Kansas anymore."

Right:  "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

--"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

Wrong:  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Right:  "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"

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