15 of the Best Names for Cannabis Shops in Idaho

In writing this story, I have to be crystal clear that I’m probably the least qualified to write about weed. I don’t smoke, nor have a desire (or a medical need) to. I have never tried any type of illicit drug and I don’t even drink alcohol.

But I do love Mt. Dew and Cheetos, and I can appreciate a good stoner movie along with the clever and fun references and jokes to be made in regard to weed and those who use it.

Perfect Names For Cannabis Stores In Idaho

Also, I should be clear that I’m not writing this because Idaho secretly made cannabis legal while you were sleeping. Not for medical or recreational use. That’s not going to happen anytime soon. Sorry.

But if or when it does happen, I have already prepared the perfect list of names for Idaho-themed dispensaries. Feel free to use them in the event of weed becoming legal and you opening a shop, just invite me to the grand opening so I can take pictures.

Idaho Cannabis Laws

Marijuana is an illegal substance in Idaho. There have been numerous attempts to have it legalized and many states surrounding Idaho have made it legal. But Idaho stands strong in its stance that marijuana is not good for the state. Though, there are still places you can 'get high' legally in Idaho.

RELATED: Is Idaho A Step Closer To Legalizing Medical Marijuana?

Thanks to Jeff Parsons at our sister station in Maine, where they already have legalized marijuana, for the idea of crazy local weed shop names.