The Average Dad Makes $45,000 and Drives A Ford [POLL]

I consider myself to be a great dad. I spend a lot of time with the kids and none of them are in prison…yet. But a new survey has surfaced with the qualities of the average dad, and I am apparently not average since the average dad makes $45,000 a year and drives a Ford – I don’t. Check out the entire list below and see if you are average.

The average dad -

• Has 2 kids – I have 4.
• Became a dad when he was 28 – I was 24
• Makes about $45,000 a year – Ha! I wish.
• Gets home from work at 5:53, is watching TV by 7:47, and is in bed by 10:15 – more like around midnight if I’m lucky.
• Drives a Ford – I drive a Honda.
• Has two arguments with the kids every week – Yeah…at least.
• Makes 10 "dad jokes" a week – Not sure what this means…so probably.
• And embarrasses his kids in public five times a month – Again, at least.

(Daily Mail)