It seems that every day we hear somebody complaining about the lines at the airport caused by the TSA. After reading about this, I will never complain again! So far this year the TSA has found all of these items in carry on bags.

They confiscated 821 guns in carry on bags.  Of those, 691 were loaded and 210 were locked and loaded.  That's an average of four guns per day.  They also found . . .

A live CANNONBALL.

Bear mace.

A knife mounted on a senior citizen's WALKER.

A gun in a hollowed out book.

Live eels and dead venomous snakes.

A gassed-up chainsaw.

A GRENADE LAUNCHER.

And finally . . . a woman wearing a CHASTITY BELT.  They didn't confiscate it . . . she didn't have the key so she couldn't even remove it.

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