Drew is obviously happy that the world didn't end on Saturday - after all he is really looking forward to the Oprah finale and he really wanted to see Beyonce on the Billboards last night - which was actually really cool.  Here's what he thought up over the weekend while hiding in his basement.

KNUCKLEHEADS IN THE NEWS

The best way to get a free ride in a police car is to steal an ambulance first.
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FIGHTING WITH YOUR PARTNER ... A LOT!

It's no secret that couples fight. But how many fights are TOO MANY fights?

WITH AGE COMES MORE HAPPINESS?

According to a new survey, older Americans are much happier than other people.

RONALD MCDONALD’S DAYS ARE NUMBERED

But now the government is getting strict on marketing junk food to kids, which has changed Ronald's role in ads -- and forced McDonald's to defend using a clown as a pitchman.

WAYS TO USE YOUR LEFTOVER BEER

You might have partied hard over the weekend -- but fallen short. There still might be beer in your fridge.  Don't worry. Here are some ways to use beer that don't involve chugging or guzzling ...

COOLEST THING YOU’LL SEE ALL DAY

Better grab a tissue for this one. An Alabama woman was talking to a TV station about her home being destroyed by storms and her missing cat. Watch what happens…

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