Seriously - we are surprised that Drew actually made it back from the long weekend...but, here he is.

KNUCKLEHEADS IN THE NEWS

Darwin Award winner.  A man decides that a Wal Mart parking lot is the perfect place to do motorcycle stunts.
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SURVEY SAYS! THE PERFECT BODY ... OR THE LOTTERY?

Would you rather have the perfect body or win a million dollars in the lottery?

A poll sponsored by Nutrisystem of 1,000 adults found that nearly a fourth of respondents would pick a bangin' body for the rest of their lives over one million bucks. Also, almost 50 percent said that if they could have one wish, they'd choose to be their perfect weight rather than to take five years off their age. The price people will pay for beauty...

LONG COMMUTES LEAD TO DIVORCE

Couples who deal with long commutes also have a good chance of eventually dealing with divorce. A new Swedish survey found that long commutes raise the risk of divorce by 40 percent. And, commuting was found to be tougher on women than men -- and the risk of divorce is usually highest during the first few years of commuting.

SUMMER CAMPS AREN'T JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE!

Summer camp. It used to be the place where you were sent to lose weight, learn survival skills or keep out of your parents' hair during summer vacation.

Today, summer camp isn't just for kids anymore. It's now a place where adults with extra cash and time can live out their fantasies. Here are three adult fantasy camps you can attend right now:

  • Special Ops Camp -- If you've ever dreamed of running secret missions, negotiating hostage situations or finding yourself in the middle of a gun battle, this one's for you. You actually get to test your skills when you try to free a team member who's being held hostage by dangerous terrorists. Special Ops Camp: (941) 346-2603
  • Rock Star Camp -- You're not too old to be a rock god. If you apply yourself here, you'll come home with an original hit song that you've written and recorded. Rock Camp: (888) 762-2263 ext. 2
  • Hard Hat Adventure Camp -- Spend your time working on a 21-acre construction site, learning to operate three mega-ton earth-moving machines. Hard Hat Adventure Camp: (941) 346-2603

MANY YOUNG ADULTS ARE BATTLING HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

According to a new study, 20 percent of young adults are battling high blood pressure. Researchers from the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill were surprised to find so many men and women between the ages of 24 and 32 dealing with high blood pressure, considering that high blood pressure seems like a condition for "old people." The results have heart experts worried because, left unchecked and untreated, high blood pressure rarely just goes away. Instead, it tends to get worse.

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