The No Hit Piñata

I'm not quite sure why today's parents want to raise the most WEAK and COWARDLY generation of Americans ever . . . but the march continues.  Here's the latest example.

--Apparently, some parents have decided that PIÑATAS are warping the minds of their little angels.

--They feel that piñatas are just too violent . . . if a kid learns it's okay to hit a paper-mache Dora the Explorer with a bat, who's to say he won't smack a human with one?

(--And heaven forbid you actually WATCH your children or teach them why it's wrong to hit people.  No!  That sounds horrible.  Piñatas are to blame.)

--So there's a whole new niche market of . . . NO-HIT PIÑATAS.

--Instead of having kids bust them open by hitting them with a bat or a stick, a kid just has to pull on a string hanging from the piñata and it splits right open.

via No Hit Pinatas: The Key to Raising Psychopathic Kids | The Stir.